3 months ago, 638 miles away, an inquisitive fellow uncovers the following message carved into a cave wall, which was originally written an unknown number of years ago:
Beyond this point lays sealed the Grand-Mage of All Evil. Never shall he escape, no methods shall save him. He shall remain trapped for all eternity. Here stands the entrance his cage, a testament to our ingenious triumph over his corruptive malice. However, look not too close, lest you too are trapped forever. Beware, all who enter!
The fellow read this message, and soon after, walked past it, and disappeared.